[fiction] Swim the Fly

17May09

By: Don Calame

Well here we are, the funniest book I’ve ever read. I’m damn serious. It was funnier than The Boy Next Door AND Peeled AND My Mother is a French Fry I KNOW RIGHT? Unbelievable. I was laughing outloud. It was just amazing. It reminded me a lot about ROUGH (j-movie) because of the whole epic swimming scene/love story. It was cute, hilarious. I’m not really sure though if this was meant for boys or girls.

I guess it’s for those non-bitchy girls who just laugh at the shit guys do. Guys are amazing when they don’t think xD.

Crap, that came out wrong.

The book’s about a boy named Mark Matt who’s on the swim team and chooses to take up the difficult ordeal of swimming the fly. (or butterfly–google it). All this to impress a girl–Kelly. Not only that, his friends have thought up of their new summer goal–to see a girl naked. Hell of a summer they’re asking for.

I LOVE THIS BOOK. It’s amazing. Holy shit. I even decided to send the guy an e-mail because he’s so damn good. The ending was magical it had me frozen for a bit to register the book was over. It only took me about two days to finish–which was I think faster than Smiles to Go! Wow I know. That took three days? Whatever. This book. Just read it okay?

I was laughing sooo damn hard and long (shut up….).

Haha, just read it? I ended up kissin’ it. I’m in love with this book.

Mark: 10/10

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